BLZ, Bub
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All hail risque Halloween costumes. The sluttier the outfit, the easier the inlet.
--9:34 P.M., October 31st
Heartfelt thanks to all the fundamentalist Xians who staged Hell Houses this year. As the saying goes, any publicity is good publicity.
--12:10 A.M., October 31st
Ahh, Devil's Night in Detroit. Remember, citizens, the words of the beloved Ray Bradbury: It's a pleasure to burn.
--5:41 P.M., October 30th
Contest: commit this year's sickest, most sadistic prank (the winner will receive his/her special award Down Below).
--2:58 P.M., October 30th
Sulphur, suppurated wounds, fear-sweat, and feces: if ol' Scratch ever published a scratch-and-sniff book.
--3:30 P.M., October 27th
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