Friday, November 2, 2012

Beelzebub Tweets

BLZ, Bub

[For previous tweets, click here.]

All hail risque Halloween costumes.  The sluttier the outfit, the easier the inlet.
--9:34 P.M., October 31st

Heartfelt thanks to all the fundamentalist Xians who staged Hell Houses this year.  As the saying goes, any publicity is good publicity.
--12:10 A.M., October 31st

Ahh, Devil's Night in Detroit.  Remember, citizens, the words of the beloved Ray Bradbury: It's a pleasure to burn.
--5:41 P.M., October 30th

Contest: commit this year's sickest, most sadistic prank (the winner will receive his/her special award Down Below).
--2:58 P.M., October 30th

Sulphur, suppurated wounds, fear-sweat, and feces: if ol' Scratch ever published a scratch-and-sniff book.
--3:30 P.M., October 27th

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