Thursday, November 24, 2011

Beelzebub Tweets






BLZ, Bub









[For previous tweets, click here.]


Pedophiliac coaches who'll find out what it's really like to be on the hot seat once they land Down Below...
--6:14 P.M., November 24th


Shoppers who redden Black Friday by callously trampling their fellow bargain-hunters when the store doors open...
--6:10 P.M., November 24th


Deranged dads who get carried away with the carving during the family dinner...
--6:08 P.M., November 24th


Holidays that pay homage to the Deadly Sins (Gluttony in late-November)...
--6:05 P.M., November 24th


These are the kinds of things for which I give thanks:
--6:04 P.M., November 24th

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