Thursday, November 24, 2011

Beelzebub Tweets

BLZ, Bub

[For previous tweets, click here.]

Pedophiliac coaches who'll find out what it's really like to be on the hot seat once they land Down Below...
--6:14 P.M., November 24th

Shoppers who redden Black Friday by callously trampling their fellow bargain-hunters when the store doors open...
--6:10 P.M., November 24th

Deranged dads who get carried away with the carving during the family dinner...
--6:08 P.M., November 24th

Holidays that pay homage to the Deadly Sins (Gluttony in late-November)...
--6:05 P.M., November 24th

These are the kinds of things for which I give thanks:
--6:04 P.M., November 24th

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