Friday, September 9, 2011

Beelzebub Tweets

BLZ, Bub

[For previous tweets, click here.]

The Devil All the Time: great book, but damn, that would have been a terrific title for my autobiography.
--6:24 A.M., September 9th

Pounding rains, flooded streets, condemned homes.  I haven't enjoyed the weather this much since the Deluge.
--3:15 A.M., September 8th

Back to school today for the fine youth of America.  Let the cheating, sexting, and bullying begin!
--9:02 A.M., September 6th

Just ask Sisyphus: it's Labor Day for all eternity Down Below.
--12:53 P.M., September 5th

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