Friday, March 15, 2013

Beelzebub Tweets


BLZ, Bub

[For previous tweets, click here.]

Memo to the Vatican gang: come on Down Below and we'll show you how to really play with black smoke.
--6:11 A.M., March 13th

To improve my rating with the idolatrous teenybopper demo-graphic, I am thinking of changing my name to Beelzebieber.
--12:23 P.M., March 5th

It's actually paved with human grue, not good intentions, and sports many serpentine curves.
--7:37 P.M., February 28th

Still can't decide what to give up for Lent?  How about Christianity?
--4:56 A.M., February 20th

"Blade Runner Shoots Girlfriend"?  Maybe he discovered she was a replicant.
--9:08 P.M., February 15th

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