BLZ, Bub
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He is: The Most Sinister "Man" in the Underworld. (Stay thirsty, Tantalus.)
--12:58 A.M., March 27th
He plays Styx's "Too Much Time On My Hands" for everyone along the riverfront...
--12:57 A.M., March 27th
He considers the Ninth Circle an upscale neighborhood...
--12:55 A.M., March 27th
He thinks of Swift, not Gerber, whenever he hears the phrase "baby food"...
--12:54 A.M., March 27th
He insists that the originator of the slogan "Thin is In" had a lisp...
--12:53 A.M., March 27th
He assures all prospective immigrants that it's a dry heat...
--12:53 A.M., March 27th
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