Saturday, April 30, 2011
Beelzebub Tweets
BLZ, Bub
[For previous tweets, click here.]
If LeBron James calls Delonte West a motherf***er when they meet up on the court tomorrow, is he talking trash or lamenting a fact?
--3:20 P.M., April 30th
I had to stop watching the news. All that footage of the wildfires down south was making me homesick.
--6:37 P.M., April 26th
Blasphemy: to me, it sounds like poetry.
--12:10 P.M., April 24th
Give me the good old days when music came on vinyl records. I mean, is it even possible to listen to an iTune download backwards?
--8:44 A.M., April 19th
Remember, disgruntled taxpayers, there's no W-2 form for the wages of sin.
--11:59 P.M., April 15th
Labels:
Poetry/Flash Fiction
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