Saturday, April 30, 2011

Beelzebub Tweets







   BLZ, Bub








[For previous tweets, click here.]


If LeBron James calls Delonte West a motherf***er when they meet up on the court tomorrow, is he talking trash or lamenting a fact?
--3:20 P.M., April 30th


I had to stop watching the news.  All that footage of the wildfires down south was making me homesick.
--6:37 P.M., April 26th


Blasphemy: to me, it sounds like poetry.
--12:10 P.M., April 24th


Give me the good old days when music came on vinyl records.  I mean, is it even possible to listen to an iTune download backwards?
--8:44 A.M., April 19th


Remember, disgruntled taxpayers, there's no W-2 form for the wages of sin.
--11:59 P.M., April 15th

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