Friday, April 1, 2011

Beelzebub Tweets







BLZ, Bub








[For previous tweets, click here.]


Porn has been banned from the Internet...
--5:58 P.M., April 1st

Did you hear? Today I joined a monastery...
--4:11 P.M., April 1st

Peace talks are underway in the Middle East...
--2:22 P.M., April 1st

In all honesty...
--9:45 A.M., April 1st

No good deed goes unrewarded...
--8:31 A.M., April 1st

Wow, those jeans look great on you...
--7:47 A.M., April 1st

Don't worry, there's no such thing as the Devil...
--6:06 A.M, April 1st

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