"What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who's always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. It's insulting."
--Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell), on her dislike for scary movies [Scream]
"Bitch, hang up the phone and *69 his ass!"--Maureen Evans (Jada Pinkett), yelling at the movie screen while watching Stab [Scream 2]
Jennifer Jolie (Parker Posey): "[...] But I have to tell you, after [playing you in] two films, I feel like I am in your mind."
Gale Weathers (Courtney Cox): "That would explain my constant headaches." [Scream 3]
"And what movie is this from--'I Spit on Your Garage'?"--Tatum Riley (Rose McGowan) to Ghostface [Scream]
"How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation?"--Dewey Riley (David Arquette) to Gale [Scream 2]
"Oh shit, Silent Bob, it's that TV news chick, Connie f***ing Chung!"--Jay (Jason Mewes), on spotting Gale at Sunrise Studios
Sidney: "Oh my God, Randy, I thought you were dead."
Randy Meeks (Jamie Kennedy): "I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin." [Scream]
"Jeez, Gale, you got more lives than a cat."--Cotton Weary, after the still-ticking Gale says that the bullet must have bounced off her ribs [Scream 2]
"I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. And who gets it? The one who sleeps with George Lucas."--Bianca Burnette (Carrie Fisher) to Jennifer and Gale [Scream 3]
"Movies don't make psychos. Movies make psychos more creative."--Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) to Sidney (Scream)
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