Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Beelzebub Tweets

BLZ, Bub

[For previous tweets, click here.]

Love is undoubtedly in the air today.  So I'm heading Down Below for a fresh breath of brimstone.
--8:32 A.M., February 14th

They ought to call it Barter Day: the guy comes bearing candy, in hopes of sampling the girl's heart-shaped box.
--11:51 P.M., February 13th

In my experience, the best way to deal with old flames is smothering.
--5:47 P.M., February 13th

I was going to place a personal ad this week, but the newspaper refused to print "7-Time Deadly Sinner Seeks Same."
--7:29 A.M., February 12th

Painting a bloody pentagram on the wall--now that's what I call a hallmark moment.
--10:00 P.M., February 11th

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