Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Beelzebub Tweets

BLZ, Bub

[For previous tweets, click here.]

Rise & shine, all you wage slaves in the bittersweet land of liberty.
--6:00 A.M., July 5th

What a holiday: hot sun, alcohol, firecrackers. We're talking Maim Street, U.S.A.
--3:43 P.M., July 4th

"God Bless America"? Isn't it time to give up on that one? (Take a look around: the perennial request has been continuously disregarded.)
--12:27 P.M., July 4th

I'm petitioning the Boss to implement a new torment Down Below: endless replay of Katy Perry's "Firework."
--10:08 P.M., July 3rd

I love to throw a couple of dogs on the grill in the summertime.  Chihuahua, Shih Tzu--it doesn't matter.
--6:35 P.M., July 2nd

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