Beelzebub Tweets

     BLZ, Bub







[For previous tweets, check out this post.]


Hope you fall deep in love this Valentine's Day (and move one step closer to a crime of passion).
--13 minutes ago


Horny devils of the world: unite!  May your carnal knowledge always be unlawful.
--7:24 P.M., February 13th


I ♥ the heartless, and savor the sweetly sinful.
--4:09 P.M., February 13th


An open call to all the masochists out there: care to re-enact the Massacre this Valentine’s Day?
--11:02 A.M., February 12th


Just not that into him/her? My advice: try using a sharper knife.
--9:31 A.M., February 11th