Friday, November 12, 2010

Beelzebub Tweets







          BLZ, Bub









[For earlier tweets, check out this post.]


Whoever claimed that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned obviously never spent a day in Hades.
--56 minutes ago.

The Giants are on the verge of winning the World Series?  The local forecast Down Below must be calling for sudden glaciation.
--7:35 P.M., November 1st

Knobby black horns.  Rouged faces.  Yak-hair goatees.  Plastic pitchforks.  Eventually these revelers will pay for their caricatures.
--10:13 P.M., October 31st

Should've looked more carefully at The Devil's Dictionary before I shoplifted it from B&N.  Goddamn false advertising.
--9:17 A.M., October 25th

Caught the midnight premiere of Paranormal Activity 2.  Loved the movie, especially the happy ending.
--2:06 A.M., October 22nd

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