Friday, November 12, 2010
Beelzebub Tweets
BLZ, Bub
[For earlier tweets, check out this post.]
Whoever claimed that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned obviously never spent a day in Hades.
--56 minutes ago.
The Giants are on the verge of winning the World Series? The local forecast Down Below must be calling for sudden glaciation.
--7:35 P.M., November 1st
Knobby black horns. Rouged faces. Yak-hair goatees. Plastic pitchforks. Eventually these revelers will pay for their caricatures.
--10:13 P.M., October 31st
Should've looked more carefully at The Devil's Dictionary before I shoplifted it from B&N. Goddamn false advertising.
--9:17 A.M., October 25th
Caught the midnight premiere of Paranormal Activity 2. Loved the movie, especially the happy ending.
--2:06 A.M., October 22nd
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Poetry/Flash Fiction
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