Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Beelzebub Tweets







       BLZ, Bub









[For earlier tweets, check out this post.]


Xmas. Xmas. Xmas. Scrawl it everywhere, everyone. O come all ye faithless materialists, and cancel out Christ!
--20 minutes ago.

Clive Barker's "Lost Souls"--now there's a heartwarming Xmas story (but that Harry D'Amour is a sadistic bastard in my book).
--11:54 P.M., December 7th.

This time of year, I like to walk across bridges. To meet the indecisive depression cases teetering there, and talk them off the edge.
--6:16 A.M., December 7th

How many cans of kerosene would it take to really light up the tree in Rockefeller Center? Seriously, does anybody know?
--8:30 P.M., December 5th

O Holy Night. Away in a Manger. Hark the Herald Angels Sing. Countless others, played endlessly. Tis the season of giving me acid reflux.
--2:18 A.M., December 4th

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