Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Beelzebub Tweets

BLZ, Bub

[For previous tweets, click here.]

Thomas Szasz: "If you talk to God, you are praying.  If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."  Or a lot of explaining to do.
--9:43 P.M., September 10th

"There are no atheists in foxholes."  The ultimate wartime propaganda.
--11:57 P.M., September 9th

Mae West: "Between two evils, I generally like to pick the one I never tried before."  And so now she's constantly uttering: "Come down and see me sometime."
--3:06 P.M., September 9th

"The devil made me do it."  Damned straight.
--2:29 A.M., September 7th

"Come hell or high water."  For those in the Fifth Circle, it's a both-and situation.
--5:15 A.M, September 6th

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