Friday, August 17, 2012

Beelzebub Tweets







BLZ, Bub








[For previous tweets, click here.]


Big deal about the Olympics, held for a fortnight every four years.  Down Below, the Brimstone Games go on 24/7/forever.
--6:39 P.M., August 12th


Remember, it's always sowing season when it comes to demon seed.
--12:12 A.M., August 9th


To the producers of Hell on Wheels: don't count on Ixion tuning in.
--3:07 P.M., August 5th


Know what I love most about summertime?  The proliferation of flies.
--8:51 A.M., August 4th

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