Beelzebub Tweets

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And I wonder what the sellers claim about the product quality: "Utterly pristine"? "Tattered but salvageable"?  "In perdition condition"?
--9:34 P.M., July 8th


Faustus in cyberspace: souls are now being put up for auction on eBay.  C'mon, people, you're taking all the challenge out of my work.
--9:32 P.M., July 8th