Sunday, September 5, 2010
An Unofficial Coda to Death in Common
Back when the call for submissions first went out for Death in Common (the authoritative edition of which has just been published) I wrote the following poem based on the death of fictional serial killer Charles Lee Eaton (the anthology's premise: police have just discovered the body of Eaton [who hung himself] and the moldering corpses of his many victims in the basement of his home. Adding further oddity, the murdered figures' mouths are stuffed with wadded up pieces of paper covered in hand- or typewriting). Unfortunately, I misunderstood the submission guidelines, which asked for poems written in the first person from the posthumous perspective of Eaton's individual victims. So my initial effort was rejected (I did ultimately place two format-appropriate poems in the anthology). That first attempt, written for such a specific market, really can't be submitted elsewhere, but I just thought I would post it here in honor of the anthology's re-release. Here, then, is my own take on Charles Lee Eaton's mysterious demise:
Eaton's Last Victim
Afterwards,
He roamed through his basement menagerie of races and creeds
Eager to learn what these muted bodies had to convey.
He removed the stoppering wads from their mouths
And scanned the message in each bottle-fly-rife corpse.
The uncrumpled pages invariably sported their original text,
But Eaton spotted a palimpsest, reading beneath lines to receive
Posthumous reports on the numinous state to which
His forerunners had been summarily dispatched.
Except Eaton was grossly displeased by what he perused,
The fetid grievances aired by intemperate spirits
Who spilled words as freely as they had their arterial wine.
Magpie gripes about his wanton vulturing formed
The banal subject of all these embittered, telltale hearts.
Every last testimony he ashed in the furnace,
Then turned back to find the same balled gags already
Restored to their orifices, like unreasonable facsimiles
From the hereafter, from those determined to be heard.
His waspish victims continued to spew their pulp, and finally
Eaton--feeling cheated, not chastened--made his grim decision:
When he departed, the world must be left wondering "Why?"
No, neither tongue nor belated confession would stuff his mouth.
So he noosed himself tight and took the precipitous step
That censored his life and crimes into eternal senselessness.
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Poetry/Flash Fiction
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Halloween Re-Envisioned
One of the articles of faith here at Macabre Republic is that it's never too early to start thinking about what you will be for Halloween. This year we all will have some very special options to choose from, since Clive Barker has teamed with Disguise to design a unique line of costumes and accessories. Halloween has always been near and dear to Barker's heart, as seen in books like The Thief of Always and stories like "The Departed" (a.k.a. "Hermione and the Moon"), not to mention the haunted attractions he designed in the late 90s for Halloween Horror Nights at the Universal theme parks in Hollywood and Orlando. This year, though, he is determined to reinvent the holiday, turning it into a pageant of dark fantasy. The products of his extraordinary vision are gathered in Clive Barker's Dark Bazaar; costumes and accessories are listed on the dedicated website, and the video below offers a behind-the-scenes glimpse of the creation process:
One final note: last week Clive Barker underwent successful throat surgery to remove some bothersome polyps. On behalf of his legions of fans, I would just like to wish him a speedy and complete recovery.
One final note: last week Clive Barker underwent successful throat surgery to remove some bothersome polyps. On behalf of his legions of fans, I would just like to wish him a speedy and complete recovery.
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Halloween Season
Friday, September 3, 2010
Halloween: New Poems (Book Review)
Halloween: New Poems, Edited by Al Sarrantonio (Cemetery Dance Publications, 2010)
The Halloween Season is fast approaching, and what better way to ready for it than to read this delightful anthology put together by renowned October scribe Al Sarrantonio (Horrorween, Hallows Eve
Halloween: New Poems features a surprising number of pieces that employ quick-fire rhymes, which at times give the contents of the book a sing-song quality. But Bradley Denton, whose "Cap'n Hook (A Tale of the Prairie)" forms the longest (and most visceral) selection in the anthology, seems wryly self-aware of the limerick-like quality of its stanzas. Take, for example, the following excerpt, in which a group of teenage farmhands lust after the boss's daughter:
"Now wait just a minute,"
piped up both of the Bobs.
"I saw her this morning
"when we came for the job.
"She was there by the barn
"as we got in the truck.
She was watchin' and grinnin'
"like she wanted to--"
"Hold on now!" snapped Jimmy.
"Y'all can just stop it!
"We're here to throw bales,
"not to spread lies and gossip!"
At $40, the price of the trade hardcover will no doubt be steep for the non-collector--especially considering that the slim volume can be read in about an hour. At the same time, though, this is the type of book that you'll eagerly pull off your shelf year after year; such assured treasuring makes Halloween: New Poems a worthy investment in October festiveness.
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Book Reviews,
Halloween Season
Thursday, September 2, 2010
"Hollywood's Hottest Monster Lovers"
If you've been on the Moviefone website lately, you might have noticed the sidebar link to a Maxim slideshow of "Hollywood's Hottest Monster Lovers." This pictorial survey of the "beast-loving babes" who fall hard onscreen for the strong and violent type includes the likes of Kristen Stewart, Anna Paquin, Heather Locklear, and Naomi Watts. The slideshow got me brainstorming about other actresses that deserve a spot on such a list:
1.Madchen Amick, Sleepwalkers. OK, maybe it was just a high school crush that Amick's character had on the lycanthropic Brian Krause, but there's no doubting the beauty of this fresh-faced actress.
2.Mia Farrow, Rosemary's Baby. Farrow hooks up with Satan in NYC (insert Woody Allen joke here).
3.Charlize Theron
, The Astronaut's Wife. The statuesque Theron (sporting a Farrow-style haircut) succumbs to Johnny Depp's otherworldly charm.
4.Winona Ryder, Bram Stoker's Dracula. The romance plot that director Francis Ford Coppola added to Stoker's narrative might have been hard to stomach, but Ryder herself is always easy on the eye.
5.Clare Higgins, Hellraiser. Her character makes the list simply for the ardour with which she couples with the skinless Hell-escapee Frank.
6.Beverly Garland, The Alligator People. We can't forget about the old school beauties. Surely, Garland could have found a better mate than her dermatologically-challenged husband in this Southern Gothic chiller.
7.Sheri Moon Zombie, Halloween (2007). Here we're talking about the love of a stripper-mom for her bogeyman-in-the-making son. Director Rob Zombie apparently has no qualms about exploiting his wife's admirable assets.
Well, that's all I could come up with off the top of my head. Can you think of any other worthy candidates? If so, you can append the actresses' (or actors') names to the list in the comments section below.
1.Madchen Amick, Sleepwalkers. OK, maybe it was just a high school crush that Amick's character had on the lycanthropic Brian Krause, but there's no doubting the beauty of this fresh-faced actress.
2.Mia Farrow, Rosemary's Baby. Farrow hooks up with Satan in NYC (insert Woody Allen joke here).
3.Charlize Theron
4.Winona Ryder, Bram Stoker's Dracula. The romance plot that director Francis Ford Coppola added to Stoker's narrative might have been hard to stomach, but Ryder herself is always easy on the eye.
5.Clare Higgins, Hellraiser. Her character makes the list simply for the ardour with which she couples with the skinless Hell-escapee Frank.
6.Beverly Garland, The Alligator People. We can't forget about the old school beauties. Surely, Garland could have found a better mate than her dermatologically-challenged husband in this Southern Gothic chiller.
7.Sheri Moon Zombie, Halloween (2007). Here we're talking about the love of a stripper-mom for her bogeyman-in-the-making son. Director Rob Zombie apparently has no qualms about exploiting his wife's admirable assets.
Well, that's all I could come up with off the top of my head. Can you think of any other worthy candidates? If so, you can append the actresses' (or actors') names to the list in the comments section below.
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QuickLists
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
And the Winner Is...
This morning I conducted the drawing for the Comments Lottery. I literally drew names out of a hat--for each comment that a person left on this blog during the contest period, a slip of paper with that person's name on it was entered into the drawing. A couple of people had multiple entries, but the actual winner of the drawing (for his comment to the post on King's "The Last Rung on the Ladder") was...
MATT MOORE!!!
Matt has won a $25 gift card, which he can use in the Macabre Republic aStore or anywhere on Amazon.com. Congratulations, Matt!
And thank you to all who participated in the contest. I hope to run one again in the coming months (perhaps even doing an unannounced Comments Lottery to reward followers of the blog). My goal is to build a sense of community here at Macabre Republic, to provide a forum for other voices besides my own. So please, don't be shy about leaving comments to the posts. As you hopefully can see by this point, I don't bite (well, except on that one night a month when the moon rounds out--then you might want to keep your distance...).
In other news: I've extended the sidebar poll by two more weeks, in the hopes that the deadlock at the top will get broken. So if you haven't voted for your Favorite American Haunted-House Novel yet, go ahead and give a quick click.
Thanks,
Joe
MATT MOORE!!!
Matt has won a $25 gift card, which he can use in the Macabre Republic aStore or anywhere on Amazon.com. Congratulations, Matt!
And thank you to all who participated in the contest. I hope to run one again in the coming months (perhaps even doing an unannounced Comments Lottery to reward followers of the blog). My goal is to build a sense of community here at Macabre Republic, to provide a forum for other voices besides my own. So please, don't be shy about leaving comments to the posts. As you hopefully can see by this point, I don't bite (well, except on that one night a month when the moon rounds out--then you might want to keep your distance...).
In other news: I've extended the sidebar poll by two more weeks, in the hopes that the deadlock at the top will get broken. So if you haven't voted for your Favorite American Haunted-House Novel yet, go ahead and give a quick click.
Thanks,
Joe
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