Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Beelzebub Tweets
BLZ, Bub
[For previous tweets, click here.]
Thomas Szasz: "If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia." Or a lot of explaining to do.
--9:43 P.M., September 10th
"There are no atheists in foxholes." The ultimate wartime propaganda.
--11:57 P.M., September 9th
Mae West: "Between two evils, I generally like to pick the one I never tried before." And so now she's constantly uttering: "Come down and see me sometime."
--3:06 P.M., September 9th
"The devil made me do it." Damned straight.
--2:29 A.M., September 7th
"Come hell or high water." For those in the Fifth Circle, it's a both-and situation.
--5:15 A.M, September 6th
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