BLZ, Bub
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Why would I get involved with Super Bowl pools, when at best I could only draw two 6's?
--9:29 A.M., January 23rd
Hey, football fanatics: remember when you swore you'd cut off a finger/toe to see your team in the championship? Well, it's amputee time...
10:12 P.M., January 22nd
Whoever coined the phrase "cold as a witch's tit" never suckled dugs in Salem.
--5:40 P.M., January 16th
Temps have fallen below freezing this morning. I better go out and get busy watering my neighbors' front steps.
--6:34 A.M., January 12th
Tantalus's annual resolution: to go off a starvation diet.
--1:16 P.M., January 1st
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