Sunday, July 8, 2012

Beelzebub Tweets








BLZ, Bub







[For previous tweets, click here.]


And I wonder what the sellers claim about the product quality: "Utterly pristine"? "Tattered but salvageable"?  "In perdition condition"?
--9:34 P.M., July 8th


Faustus in cyberspace: souls are now being put up for auction on eBay.  C'mon, people, you're taking all the challenge out of my work.
--9:32 P.M., July 8th

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Fantastic Casting: The "Ghost Story" Remake




Getting back to Ghost Story, the subject of Tuesday's post...

Peter Straub's bestselling novel was given the cinematic treatment two years after its 1979 release.  The film featured some nightmarish images, impressive "Make-Up Illusions" by the legendary Dick Smith, and a spooky old house that looks like it might have been vacated by The Addams Family.  But the screenplay severely truncates and reworks Straub's complex plot (e.g., key Chowder Society member Lewis Benedikt is left out of the film, and there is no mention whatsoever of the manitou).  This is a movie that's begging to be remade, perhaps even as a cable miniseries or series.  The venue (film or TV) would no doubt determine the level of actors employed, but here are some of my casting choices for the main characters:

Frederick Hawthorne:  The ever-likable Harrison Ford seems perfectly suited to the role of elderly protagonist (and he'd have no problem pulling off Frederick's jacket-and-bow-tie look).

Don/David Wanderley: Sam Rockwell, who played dual roles so well in Moon, would excel as the pair of revenant-haunted twin brothers.

Eva Galli/Alma Mobley: Her recent turn on American Horror Story proved that Kata Mara knows how to do vengeance from beyond the grave.

Sears James: Crotchety yet full of gravitas?  Paging Jeff Bridges.  Alternately: Frasier's John Mahoney.

Lewis Benedikt: Who better to play a handsome but aging ladies' man than Tom Selleck?

Gregory Bate: As Shane on The Walking Dead, Jon Bernthal showed he could radiate menace with the best of 'em.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Happy Birthday to Our Macabre Republic



The Land of the Red, Black, and Blue turns 236 today.  And what better way to celebrate than with the makeshift birthday cake from Creepshow?

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Know Your Ghost Story?



Here's a trivia game for readers of the classic Peter Straub novel.  The letters comprising the answers to the four numbered clues are drawn from the pool below (suggestion: jot down the letters on scrap paper and then cross them off as you go; each successful answer will improve your chances of coming up with the correct responses to the other clues).  Those letters contained in brackets ([ ]) can then be unscrambled to form the answer to the BONUS question.


The letter pool:

D   I   K   N   R   S   B   I   L   F

R   C   F   O   B   H   Y   D   C   O

G   I   T   V   W   T   I   R   L   D

O   E   D   W   I   N   E   O   U   E

A   N   R   T   L   H   N   I   T   O

B   A   O   E   R   Y   G   M


1.Name of the group that meets to share ghost stories:

The   __  __ [ __ ]  __  __  __  __       __  __  __  [ __ ]  __  __  __


2.(Fictional) town, and state, where the novel is set:

[ __ ]  __  __  __  __  [ __ ]  __  __ ,     __  __  __      __  __  __  __


3.Name of the carnivalesque bogeyman character Don Wanderley plans to write a novel about:

__  __.       __  [ __ ]  __  __  __  __  __  __  __  [ __ ]


4.Film running at the Rialto Theater throughout the novel:

[ __ ]  __  __  __  __       __  __       the       __  __  __  __  __  __

__  __  __  __


BONUS.  Supernatural creature from Native American legend referenced in the novel:

The   __  __  __  __  __  __  __


Answers appear in the Comments section of this post.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Simulation Hardly Stimulating


(Photo by Dana Sauchelli)



I'll say it again: only in our Macabre Republic.

The Air Sex Championships, where American grotesques take "not getting any" to a whole new level.

For the love of all that is decent, people, stick to strumming air guitars!