Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Most Gothic Place Names in the United States--Mississippi
[For previous entries, click the "Most Gothic Place Names" label under Features in the right sidebar.]
It's no shock that William Faulkner's native state furnishes plenty of Gothic appellations. Consider: Gravestown (epicenter of the zombie uprising), Shivers (easier to put on a welcome sign than
"They Came From Within"), Hoodtown (must lead straight to Lynchburg), McRaven (a Happy Meal nevermore), Stonington (primitively punitive), Vickland (you'll be in for a real dogfight), and Endville (the point of no return). A graphic phrase, though,
forms the Most Gothic Place Name in Mississippi:
Gore Springs. Sounds like the splatter capital of America. A city where evisceration is an everyday occurrence, and the river runs red with awful offal. The local color here leaves some terrible stains.
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Most Gothic Place Names
Monday, April 4, 2011
Hangmany
[For previous game, click here.]
Can you solve the following puzzle within 20 seconds, or are you going to choke?
CATEGORY: ACTOR & ROLE
__ __ __ __ __ T __ __ N I __ __
__ S __ __ __ __ __ __ Y I N
__ __ P __ __ __ __ __
MISSES: G, H, L, U, W
HINT: Mitchum before him
Answer appears in the Comments section of this post.
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Games/Trivia
Sunday, April 3, 2011
The Return of the Swamp People
No, the title of this post doesn't reference some 1950's monster movie sequel. Instead, I'm talking about the start of the second "season" of the reality-TV show Swamp People.
The sophomore run began this past Thursday night with the episode "Gator Gauntlet." What's new down in the bayou? Troy has a new gunner (his son Jacob has replaced the trusty Clint, who now has struck out on his own), Junior has a big new boat (which might be more trouble than it's worth), and Joe and Tommy are reaping big dividends from a "gravy" marinade (a secret family recipe poured onto the rotten chicken used as gator bait). Viewers are also introduced to a swamper named Terral, who doesn't kill gators but snatches them into his boat with his own bare hands (and then transports them to other areas where they will not present a danger to humans).
So a lot has changed, but the show still offers the same fascinating look at a unique way of life down in the deepest South. A part of the nation seemingly far removed from modern civilization, and where some serious, saurian predators haunt the waters.
The second season premiere re-airs tonight at 10 on the History Channel. And be sure to tune in every Thursday night at 9 for the debut of the latest episode.
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A.G.T.V.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Film Review: Insidious
Insidious (Directed by James Wan; Written by Leigh Whannell)
Insidious is...
...ultimately disappointing.
This ballyhooed haunted house/demonic possession film from the creative minds behind the Saw and Paranormal Activity movies proves to be less than the sum of its parts. It is stocked with well-crafted startle moments and genuinely creepy images/scenes, but fails to establish an overarching sense of dread (the scares work on the eye and ear more than the imagination). The narrative struggles for coherence, even after the plot is hashed out midway through via one massive infodump (in a nutshell: young Dalton,
unwittingly capable of astral projection, has gotten lost in a haunted realm called the "Further," and now a host of otherwordly bogeys are vying to cross over and occupy his soul-less body).
Insidious draws on the bump-in-the-night formula most recently popularized by Paranormal Activity, but unlike that earlier film and its sequel, never gets viewers to care about its main characters. Dalton falls into his strange comatose state minutes into the film, before the audience has any real chance to get to know him (making it hard to fret about the fate of his body and soul). The normally-terrific actor Patrick Wilson (Hard Candy; Little Children) is wooden as Josh, Dalton's brooding father with a dark secret. Rose Byrne, meanwhile, is limited by the role scripted for her--Josh's whiny, unheroic wife Renai. And Barbara Hershey (playing Josh's mother) is absolutely wasted by the filmmakers; her function here appears to be to facilitate the arrival of the psychic/
exorcist Elise on the scene.
One deviation from Paranormal Activity that director Wan and screenwriter Whannell do deserve some credit for is the decision to bring the demonic entity onscreen. Unfortunately, the red-faced Satanic archetype that's revealed looks hokey and unoriginal. As critic Michael O'Sullivan opines in his review of Insidious in the Washington Post, the arch-villain could be "the love child of Darth Maul and Gene Simmons."
The first half of the film, with its steadily increasing weirdness, is quite effective, but the second half feels like being trapped on some haywire ride at an amusement park. The action is just too frenetic to be truly frightening, particularly the film's Inception-like climax cutting back and forth between multiple planes (the haunted-house setting of the Further and the supernaturally-assaulted living room of Josh and Renai's home). Insidious, alas, also seems to think that obnoxious noise is the best means to disturb an audience. The cacophony includes an infant squalling in the beginning, Tiny Tim crooning in the middle, and ghosts wailing at the end.
I have no doubt that this film is going to attract a huge (largely teen) audience, one that will declare the proceedings exquisitely scary. For me, though, experiencing Insidious was more headache-inducing than horripilating.
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Cinemacabre
Friday, April 1, 2011
Beelzebub Tweets
BLZ, Bub
[For previous tweets, click here.]
Porn has been banned from the Internet...
--5:58 P.M., April 1st
Did you hear? Today I joined a monastery...
--4:11 P.M., April 1st
Peace talks are underway in the Middle East...
--2:22 P.M., April 1st
In all honesty...
--9:45 A.M., April 1st
No good deed goes unrewarded...
--8:31 A.M., April 1st
Wow, those jeans look great on you...
--7:47 A.M., April 1st
Don't worry, there's no such thing as the Devil...
--6:06 A.M, April 1st
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Poetry/Flash Fiction
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